Office Space

I'm pretty sure one of my bosses are exactly like the boss on Office Space. I'm pretty sure I know at least 32 Milton's, and I'm pretty sure I'm Peter.
Oh God...I'm currently staring at cubical walls...someone PLEASE put me out of my misery.
I was mind blown the first time that someone told me that TPS reports ACTUALLY FREAKEN' EXIST in the real world, and they are apparently just as irritating. Oh and FYI, I'm pretty sure I have a 'case of the Monday's' EVERY SINGLE SECOND OF EVERY SINGLE DAY. Or maybe, that's just how I feel right now. I'd like to say I sit next to many happy people, but I'm pretty sure we are all unhappy clones of one another. Cogs in a really boring machine. If you look deep enough in our eyes, you can see that we've likely been replaced by pod people.